It’s Pretty Simple.

Three weeks ago, I packed my worldly possessions in a storage unit thinking I’d soon be unloading it all into a shiny new SF apartment. But plans have swiftly changed, and instead I’m stealing away to the other coast to join some super cool people and help them with their super cool things.

So I leave in a week, and I need to get light while staying full.

I have a room full of stuff that deserves a good owner because tossing it out is way too lame an option. I got small stuff, big stuff, soft stuff, sticky stuff, bed stuff, desk stuff, stuff that lights up and stuff that plugs in…just to name some stuff. (And by stuff I mean bed, desk, lamps, router, monito, speakers, printer, Google Snuggie etc…) Hence…

I have stuff, and I’d like to give it away for some food. :)

Even better, food and some good conversation. I’m extremely flexible—PB&J, Candy Bar, Fruit Roll Up, Burrito, those little packages with the cracker sticks and cheese substitute, Tacos, Eggplant Parmesan…—as long as it’s not celery.

You’re invited to join me in this silly experiment.

I’ll document it all, and all of your friends will be sooo jealous.

Most of the stuff is beautifully listed below. If you’re interested in any of it: take a deep breath, check your pantry, and holler via email at kevin@kiwimonk.com, or call, text, tweet, fb etc.

I’ll be centered in Berkeley, but practically living out of my car so I can make deliveries. (Reasonable deliveries :). Consider it a traveling show. And if you’re looking for lots of things… I can arrange a little tour and there’s probably even more miscellaneous stuff (plastic containers, extension cords etc.) haha.

Thanks for reading and have a wonderful day. You look great.

Sincerely,
Kevin

Stuff!

Steez Monkey w/ Headphones Poster (signed “Kevin, I miss you. -Brian”) which makes it 3x better.

~~Logitech Quickcam Orbit (USB Webcam) more info~~ - in exchange for life-changing Persian meal

~~IKEA Full Size Foam Mattress + Costco 3” Foam Pad~~ - in exchange for Gregoire’s Fried Chicken Sandwich + Potato Puffs

~~IKEA desk/table~~ - in exchange for Brazil Cafe Tri Tip Rice Bowl

Luscious Red IKEA Area Rug - 6.5 x 4.5ft

~~Vietnamese Tea Set - 6 Cups/Tea Pot (even matching Ash Tray)~~ - in exchange for future indian feast

~~DELL 17” Monitor (w/ VGA and Power cables)~~ - in exchange for IB’s Pepper Steak Sandwich

~~Black TARGET Lamp (5 bulbs)~~ - in exchange for Pupusas in SF Mission
~~Taller Lamp (1 bulb)~~ - in exchange for love and affection

~~HP DeskJet F4280 All In One Printer (some printer paper too!)~~ - in exchange for future indian feast

~~Whiteboard Big (4x3ft)~~ - in exchange for Gordo’s Carne Asada Burrito
~~Whiteboard Small (4x3ft, 3x2ft), (some pens too)~~ - in exchange for Brazil Cafe Tri-tip Rice Bowl